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SUMMARY:🎭 Springfield Roast Night at Shelbyville Stadium
DESCRIPTION:Comedy night dedicated to mocking our inferior neighbors!\nTonight's Roast Targets:\n\n🍩 Their obsession with donuts\n☢️ Their glowing nuclear plant\n🍺 Their sad excuse for a tavern\n👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Their... unusual families\n\n\n"Springfield: where the gene pool has a shallow end." - Local comedian\n\nLaughter guaranteed. Springfield residents get a "special" discount.\n
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LOCATION:Shelbyville\, TN\, USA
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