The ORIGINAL home of championship sports. Unlike Springfield.
Home of the Shelbyville Shelbyvillians! Where tradition meets superiority. Our stadium has hosted legendary events since Shelbyville Manhattan founded our town (for totally normal reasons).
"Shake harder, boy!" - Beloved Shelbyville tradition
🏆 Why We're Better Than Springfield
- 🏈 Actual winning teams - Unlike the Isotopes
- 🍋 A lemon tree - That we definitely acquired legally
- 🎭 Culture - We have it, they don't
- 🅿️ Parking - It exists and it works
"We're the original Springfield, and don't you forget it!"
⚠️ Springfielders welcome (but we'll be watching you).
The ORIGINAL home of championship sports. Unlike Springfield.
Home of the Shelbyville Shelbyvillians! Where tradition meets superiority. Our stadium has hosted legendary events since Shelbyville Manhattan founded our town (for totally normal reasons).
"Shake harder, boy!" - Beloved Shelbyville tradition
🏆 Why We're Better Than Springfield
- 🏈 Actual winning teams - Unlike the Isotopes
- 🍋 A lemon tree - That we definitely acquired legally
- 🎭 Culture - We have it, they don't
- 🅿️ Parking - It exists and it works
"We're the original Springfield, and don't you forget it!"
⚠️ Springfielders welcome (but we'll be watching you).
About
Comedy night dedicated to mocking our inferior neighbors!
Tonight's Roast Targets:
- 🍩 Their obsession with donuts
- ☢️ Their glowing nuclear plant
- 🍺 Their sad excuse for a tavern
- 👨👩👧👦 Their... unusual families
"Springfield: where the gene pool has a shallow end." - Local comedian
Laughter guaranteed. Springfield residents get a "special" discount.